Nan Jokes / Recent Jokes

Get the fuck away from me you prick
Calm down nan its a 3d movie

nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

- rolling in the deep ooohhhh
- nan please take the wheel chair out the bath

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Come on you miserable bastards were some colours
Nan stop were at a funeral