Nagging Jokes

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    A man left work one Friday afternoon but, being payday, rather than going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
    Finally appearing at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
    Eventually, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
    "That would be perfectly fine with me," he replied.
    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
    By Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough to where he could see her out of the corner of his right eye.

    Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.
    Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.
    At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
    When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
    "Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by more...

    Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing.
    One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining.
    Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.
    At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down, but when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
    When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
    "Well," Jake replied, "the women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I more...

    Farmer Joe had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Joe's wife brought his lunch to him.
    Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Joe's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking her in the head, and killing her instantly.
    At the wake, Joe's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Joe he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
    When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Joe and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
    "Well," Joe replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my more...

    I have this nagging suspicion that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

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