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    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

    IN THE BEGINNING [author unknown]
    (To justify God’s ways to the 21st century.)
    In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
    : Let there be light!
    #Enter user id.
    : God
    #Enter password.
    : Omniscient
    #Password incorrect. Try again.
    : Omnipotent
    #Password incorrect. Try again.
    : Technocrat
    #And God logged on at 12: 01: 00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    : Let there be light!
    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
    : Create light
    #Done
    : Run heaven and earth
    #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
    #And God logged off at 12: 02: 00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
    #Approx. funds remaining: $92. 50.
    #And God logged on at 12: 01: 00 AM, Monday, March 2.
    : Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
    : Create firmament
    #Done.
    : Run firmament
    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 more...

    God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat #And God logged on at 12: 01: 00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create light #Done %>Run heaven_and_earth #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12: 02: 00 AM, Sunday, March 1. #And God logged on at 12: 01: 00 AM, Monday, March 2. %>Let there be firmament in the midst of waters dividing the waters which are under and above the firmament #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create firmament #Done. %>Run firmament #And God created the heaven. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12: 02: 00 AM, Monday, March 2. #And God logged on at 12: 01: 00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and more...

    God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create light #Done %>Run heaven_and_earth #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. %>Let there be firmament in the midst of waters dividing the waters which are under and above the firmament #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create firmament #Done. %>Run firmament #And God created the heaven. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry more...

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