emily: what did one egg say to the other?
lets get cracking!
hotshots: your hairline is so perfect that even your mama amired it ;)
DEVIN: ARE YOU A Cartoon because you hearline glitching
Bruce: This joke is AWESOME
Bye: I never knew of so many people interested in the life of a struggling disabled single mother, but, uh, hope you enjoying it. You say, you want to see me cleaning toilets for the rest of my life? Thanks everyone I feel like a fucking superstar teen mom
Arnel : If my man cheats on me, I won't leave him. His other woman better have deep pockets because she's going to have to pay for my lawyer after I finish knocking him out!
Ironmaiden: "no electronic devices in da sex club"
Tyrone: Hmmm. How much is a taquito in Mexico?
CuzI: 11. Meals on wheels guy also brings flavoured lube bottles.