Moti Jokes

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    Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
    The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
    "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
    "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

    Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.
    Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
    "Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho"

    Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound)
    "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
    "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."
    Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

    Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) "Press the red
    button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
    "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
    "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

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    "Sure."
    "Give me a green one, please."
    2) Flying High
    Udurawana calls Air Lanka.
    "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    "Just a second," says the rep.
    "Thank you." says the Udurawana and cuts the line.
    3) EMPLOYMENT.
    Udurawana was filling up an application form
    for a job. He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
    ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
    Expected: After much thought he wrote: Yes
    4) CROCODILE BOOTS.
    Udurawana proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
    bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off
    to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team
    found him hunting a huge crocodiles. He walks
    over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
    "70th damn croc and this bugger is also barefeet!"
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