Moskowitz Jokes

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    Moskowitz had bought a parrot and one morning found the bird at the eastern side of the cage, with a small prayer shawl over its head, rocking to and fro, and mumbling. Bending low to listen, Moskowitz was thunderstruck to discover the parrot was intoning prayers in the finest Hebrew.
    "You're Jewish?" asked Moskowitz.
    "Not only Jewish," said the parrot, "but Orthodox. So will you take me to the synagog on Rosh Hashonah?"
    Rosh Hashonah, the Jewish New Year, was indeed only 2 days away, and it would as always usher in the high-holiday season which would end with Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, ten days later. Moskowitz said "Of course I'll take you, but can I tell my friends about you? This isn't a secret is it?"
    "No secret at all. Tell anyone you want to." And the parrot returned to his praying.
    Moskowitz went to all his friends to tell them about his Jewish parrot. Of course no one believed him, and in no more...

    Moskowitz had bought a parrot and one morning found the bird at the eastern side of the cage, with a small prayer shawl over its head, rocking to and fro, and mumbling. Bending low to listen, Moskowitz was thunderstruck to discover the parrot was intoning prayers in the finest Hebrew.
    "You're Jewish?" asked Moskowitz.
    "Not only Jewish," said the parrot, "but Orthodox. So will you take me to the synagog on Rosh Hashonah?"
    Rosh Hashonah, the Jewish New Year, was indeed only 2 days away, and it would as always usher in the high-holiday season which would end with Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, ten days later. Moskowitz said "Of course I'll take you, but can I tell my friends about you? This isn't a secret is it?"
    "No secret at all. Tell anyone you want to." And the parrot returned to his praying.
    Moskowitz went to all his friends to tell them about his Jewish parrot. Of course no one believed him, and in no time at more...

    A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what's going on in Rome?" "No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't. What's going on in Rome?" "A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things, decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus." Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. "Indeed? And who is responsible, then?" "I'm not sure," said Mrs. Moskowitz. "I think they suspect the Puerto Ricans."

    A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what's going on in Rome?" "No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't. What's going on in Rome?" "A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things, decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion ofJesus." Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. "Indeed? And who is responsible, then?" "I'm not sure," said Mrs. Moskowitz. "I think they suspect the Puerto Ricans."

    A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in
    the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky,
    have you heard by chance what's going on in Rome?"
    "No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't. What's going on in Rome?"
    "A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things,
    decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion of
    Jesus."
    Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. "Indeed? And who is
    responsible, then?"
    "I'm not sure," said Mrs. Moskowitz. "I think they suspect the
    Puerto Ricans."

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