Mormon Jokes

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    A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy.
    "Nothing easier," Twain replied. "No man can serve two masters."

    A Catholic boy and a Mormon boy are arguing about which is smarter. The Catholic boy suggests they go to his priest in the Catholic cathedral and ask him to help them resolve the problem.
    Upon entering the cathedral, the Catholic boy tells the priest of their problem figuring out who was smarter - to which the priest quickly replied, "Well, the Catholic boy is smarter, of course."
    The Mormon boy wasn't convinced, so he asked the priest to prove it. So, the priest pointed up to the large wall in the cathedral where a huge cross with the crucifix stood - also with the two people crucified on either side of Him also on the wall.
    The priest asked the Mormon boy who the man in the center was, to which he quickly replied, "That's Jesus on the cross - of course!"
    The priest nodded approvingly, then asked, "now who is that on the right of Him?" The Mormon boy didn't know.
    "Now who is that on His left?" The Mormon boy didn't know that more...

    A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following
    an interfaith meeting.
    The Jew, bragging on his virility said, "I Have four sons. One more and
    I'll have a basketball team."
    The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's
    nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
    To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17
    wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

    Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were
    having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four
    sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating,
    "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a
    football team."To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I
    have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

    A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
    "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

    "That's nothing!'' said the Baptist.' 'I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

    "You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon.' 'I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

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