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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

Whats a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

Whats a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!

The Top 16 Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes

16'What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?'

15'Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.'

14'Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.'

13'It takes a tough man to make tender chicken from a cat.'

12'You will meet a tall, dark man, not a stranger, who will kill you. He will kill Ron also.'

11'This coupon good for free 1-year subscription to Windows Sources magazine.'

10'Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan.'

9'Spouse mad at you. No get special' wonton pork' tonight, Chester.'

8'Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids.'

7'A wise man tips 20% to avoid severe tire damage.'

6'An 87 year old hooker awaits you. Alright, let's see you add' ...between the sheets' to that one, smart guy.'

5'Man who look to more...

Knock Knock.
Who? s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!