Monroe Jokes

After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!"

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After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead to!"

The film of Marilyn smoking a doobie and her sex tape from last year could have ruined her career at the time. Today, it can boost a career! In fact, In publicity-hungry Hollywood, the bar seems to be moving higher. Higher than, from the looks of that video, Marilyn Monroe. Where will it stop? I'll bet somewhere, some day, in some fancy restaurant, some agent will exclaim... " I know! How about a donkey act?!"