Mission Jokes

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    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want.

    The President of the United States has a Top Secret Mission of the utmost importance he needs done.
    He's going over files from 3 different candidates and calls in the first one who is a Navy SEAL. On the Presidents desk is a 9mm pistol. The president says in the next room is your wife I want you to take the pistol and kill her. Navy SEAL takes the gun puts it back down on the desk and says sir I love my wife I'm sorry I cant do it and walks outs.
    The President calls in the second candidate who is an Army Ranger. The president tells him that in the next room is his wife and that he want him to take the pistol and kill her. The Army Ranger gets up goes into the next room sees his wife and comes back out. He tells the President I cant do it I saw my wife and just couldnt do it cause I love her and he walks out.
    Well the President calls in the last candidate who is a Marine Sniper. The President tells him that in the next room is his wife and that he wants him to take this more...

    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
    not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for man
    kind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic
    between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
    reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr.
    Gorsky."
    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
    Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
    the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the years many people
    questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky" statement
    meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer.
    Just last year, (On July 5, 1996) in Tampa, Florida while answering
    questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 29 year old
    question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time he finally more...

    Europe's first spacecraft to the moon ended its three-year mission by crashing into the moon, the goal being that the cloud of dust and debris created would provide clues to the geological composition of the site. The crowd in the German mission control room applauded.
    My car's first mission to the side of my neighbor's house ended similarly.
    (With a German crowd applauding as well.)

    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
    With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
    After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
    The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
    "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with more...

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