Miss USA Jokes

Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side.
Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning.
"She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said. "At least that's what I think she said, it's always hard to understand what women are saying when you're banging them from behind. But it's clear she's willing to do what it takes to keep her title."

...Carrie Prejean says making her infamous sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life. The 2nd biggest was making the other 6 sex tapes.

Her family's Hezbollah connections aside, newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih made no secret of her own sympathies when she became a member of the Facebook group "It's Palestine, Not Israel."
Couldn't we finally come to some compromise on the name issue? Can't we just call it Palestein?

"I knew my drinking was out of control when I was actually vomiting more often from vodka & Red Bull than from bulimia!"