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    To get us all in the Christmas spirit. .. Can you name these Christmas Songs? Answers found below.
    -------- Questions --------- Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast
    Ecstacy Toward The Orb
    Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize
    Hey, Miniscule Urban Area Southwest Of Jerusalem
    Quiescent Nocturnal Period
    The Autocratic Troika Originating Near the Accent of Apollo
    The Primary Carol
    Embellish The Corridors
    I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male in Crimson Disguise
    I'm Fantasizing Concerning a Blanched Yuletide
    My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors.
    During the Time Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges Past Twilight
    Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires.
    The Thing Manifest Itself at the Onset of a Transparent Day
    The Tatterdemalion Ebony Atmosphere
    The Coniferous Nativity
    What Offspring Abides more...

    To get us all in the Christmas spirit... Can you name these Christmas Songs? Answers found below.
    -- Questions ---
    Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast
    Ecstacy Toward The Orb
    Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize
    Hey, Miniscule Urban Area Southwest Of Jerusalem
    Quiescent Nocturnal Period
    The Autocratic Troika Originating Near the Accent of Apollo
    The Primary Carol
    Embellish The Corridors
    I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male in Crimson Disguise
    I'm Fantasizing Concerning a Blanched Yuletide
    My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors.
    During the Time Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges Past Twilight
    Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires.
    The Thing Manifest Itself at the Onset of a Transparent Day
    The Tatterdemalion Ebony Atmosphere
    The Coniferous Nativity
    What Offspring Abides Thus?
    Removed in a Bovine Feeding more...

    Sherlock Holmes and his companion Watson are chasing down a criminal and have come to a time in the chase in which it is too late to head back home and too late to keep traveling after him. Considering that they were in the middle of the woods, Holmes, being as smart as he was, figured that this would happen. He had brought along most of the materials that they would need to go camping.
    They set up camp, putting up their tent, making a fire to cook and for the warmth. Soon, they thought it best to go to sleep. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up, and immediately wakes up Watson.
    After Watson awoke he simply said, "Watson my friend, look up and tell me, what do you see?"
    After looking up, Watson replies, "Stars, so many stars out there and so far apart that they truly show us how small and miniscule our planet is to the entire universe. Thus showing, that our planet is miniscule, that we are basically nothing. Truly the trifle things that we go more...

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