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Broken Down Van Gets Towed

A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down.

He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him.

Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up."Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the mini-van driver.

"I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

They head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight and up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10.

The F40 began to rev it's engine to get the Countach to race.

The Countash rev's its engine and the light turns green.

They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not more...