Mini-van Jokes

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    How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

    A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down.

    He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him.

    Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up."Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the mini-van driver.

    "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

    They head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight and up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10.

    The F40 began to rev it's engine to get the Countach to race.

    The Countash rev's its engine and the light turns green.

    They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

    The officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not more...

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