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"The nerve endings," said St. Peter. "How many will I put in her hands?"

"How many did we put in Adam?", asked The Lord.

"Two hundred, O Mighty One", replied St. Peter.

"Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.

"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals", inquired St. Peter.

"How many did we put in Adam?", asked The Lord.

"Four hundred and twenty, O Mighty One", replied St. Peter.

"Of course, we did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman", said The Lord.

"Yes, O Great Lord", said St. Peter.

"No, wait," said The Lord. "Give her ten thousand, I want her to scream out my name!..."

Once upon a time, in the Christmas Tree Forest there lived the
Christmas fairies. They spent most of their time practising
sitting on top of the Christmas trees. There was just one rule
they had to stick to... it was strictly forbidden for a fairy to
kiss anyone!
The trouble was that Floella was a wicked little fairy. One day
Harry the Hare was hopping through the forest when he saw Floella
sitting on top of a toadstool, combing her hair. Floella said,
"Hello, handsome, give us a kiss!"
Harry the Hare was shocked. "Father Christmas doesn't allow that! he gasped. "Anyone caught kissing a fairy will be turned straight
away into Goon!"
But Floella tickled his ears - just the way hares love and
whispered, "Don't worry, we won't get caught!"
Harry the Hare trembled with fear and excitement. He looked
carefully over his furry brown shoulder, saw that no one was
looking. .. and more...

A young Native American boy went to his mother with a puzzled look on his face.
"Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?" he asked.
"Because when he was conceived, there was a mighty storm," the mother explained.
"Why is my sister called Moon Child?" he asked.
"That's because your father and I were watching the moon landing when she was conceived," replied the mother.
"Then why is my other sister called Cornflower?" asked the young boy.
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when she was conceived," she replied.
The mother paused for a moment, then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you asking so many questions today?"

With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield whenwe made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.", She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment thenasked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son...
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.The mother paused and said to her son..."Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

A Native American boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm," she replied.
"Why is my sister's name Cornflower?" he asked.
"Well, your father and I were in a corn field when we made her," the mother replied.
"And why is my other sister named Moonchild?" he asked.
"We were watching the moonlanding while she was conceived,"
she replied.
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"