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Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back and then sat on his face crying, 'Lie to me! Lie to me!'
And Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in the divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, 'You say here that your wife is crazy?'
Mickey replied, 'No I didn't. I said she is f***ing Goofy.'

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? He wanted to find Pluto!

mickey mouse and miney were getting a divorce and the judge tells mickey he cant divorce mickey just because he thinks she acts stupid and mickey says i didnt say she acted stupid i said she was fucking goofy

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse - after hearing both sides about the separation, the judge spoke. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane. Minnie seems completely rational to me." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"

Mickey Mouse was in the middle of a divorce from Minnie.
The judge said to him, "Let me get this straight, Mr. Mouse. You want to divorce your wife because she is a little crazy?"
In that familiar falsetto, Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to make his decision he said' Im sorry mickey, I cant grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth"Mickey retorted " I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!