Michelle Obama Jokes
Michelle and Barack Obama were walking around the White House grounds after a beautiful snow. They were just admiring the beauty when written in piss they see OBAMA SUCKS. He called in the FBI, Secret Service and all the other agencies and said find out who did this!!!
A few days later the FBI comes back with the report:
Mr. President, we have some good news and some bad news…
Well what is the good news says Obama…
Well Mr. President…It’s John McCain’s pee….
The bad news…
Its Michelle's handwriting
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No! That wasn't enough!
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Now that's just wrong!
Whats next? Are we going to demand that our first ladies go through a gender verification test like some sort of South African runner?
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