Micheal Jokes / Recent Jokes

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."

What is it called when 3 little boys are in the middle of Micheal Jacksons Pool?

Q. why did micheal jackson go to the once upon a child store? a. because he heard boys pants were half off.

Once a 40 year old man was stalking a 15 year old. The fifhteen year old was walking home one day, when the 40 year old man jumped out and grabbed her. He took her to his apartment. Then he tied her up to a chair, and asked her a question. The question was "will you marry me?"The fifhteen year old was shocked, she asked him a question. Her question was "are you one of those Micheal Jackson wannabes?"

Q :why did micheal jackson cross the roed and come back?
A :because they forgot there nuts

Q. What do Micheal Jackson and Burger King have in common?
A. They both stick thier meat in five year old buns.

A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.
The pilot says "Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute.
The President says "Well I'm the President and I have to run the country so i should live,"
"But what about the kids?" said the librarian.
"Screw the kids" said the President.
"I already did" said Micheal Jackson.