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    Q:what do u call a kiddie pool in micheal jacksons back yard?
    A:temtation island
    Q: what do micheal jackson and burger king have in common
    A:they both stick there meat in 13 year old buns

    Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy, it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It'scelebratin', you are."Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebratingme first blow job."Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar."Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself, here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebrationwith you."Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal, but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won'teither."

    A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.
    The pilot says "Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute.
    The President says "Well I'm the President and I have to run the country so i should live,"
    "But what about the kids?" said the librarian.
    "Screw the kids" said the President.
    "I already did" said Micheal Jackson.

    A preacher and a boy are sitting down when the boy asks him a question. he asks "preacher, is god black or white?".
    the preacher decides to tease him and replys
    "both". then the boy asks if he is gay or straight and gets the answer of both. then he asks, "preacher, is Micheal Jackson god?"

    Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why would he be dyin'?" asked the other. "Ah, he's gotten so thin. You're thin enough, and I'm thin - but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."

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