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    Little Willies

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    Willie was quite a boy to have round the house.
    Willie, at a passing gent
    Threw a batch of fresh cement,
    Crying, "Wait until you dry.
    Then you'll be a real hard guy."
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    Willie saw some dynamite,
    Couldn't understand it quite.
    Curiosity never pays.
    It rained on Willie seven days.
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    Little Willie, home from school
    Where he'd learned the Golden Rule,
    Said, "If I eat all this cake,
    Sis won't have a stomach-ache."
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    Little Willie on his bike
    Through the village took a hike.
    Mrs. Thompson blocked the walk.
    She will live, but still can't talk.
    ****
    Little Willie lit a rocket
    Which his dad had in his pocket,
    Next day he told Cousin Dan,
    "Daddy is a traveling man."
    ****
    Little Willie in the best of sashes
    Fell in the fire and was burned to ashes.
    By and by the room grew chilly,
    But no one liked to poke up Willie.
    ****
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