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    Doctor And Mental Patient

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    There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.

    So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
    So he turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."
    The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
    The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
    The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
    The second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
    The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
    "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
    "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

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