Medallist Jokes

Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist! "

The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medallist! "

The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved, just gold medallists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar! "

Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist! " The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medallist! " The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved, just gold medallists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar! "

At a conference, three scientists - an American, a German, and an Indonesian - were talking among themselves and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. Says the American:' In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms, so we attached artificial arms on him. Now that he's grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that.' Then the German countered:' That's nothing to hat we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs, so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medallist in the Olympics.' The Indonesian interjects:' Is that all you have - just gold medallists? In Pare-Pare, South Sulawesi, we had a baby boy born without a head. We attached a coconut and he is now the president of the Indonesia.'