Mayan Jokes

Practitioners of the Mayan religion in Guatemala were upset with President Bush's visit to a Mayan holy site and promised to hold a purification ritual to cleanse the site of bad spirits because of the President's persecution of immigrants and bloodthirsty, war-like tendencies.

Spokesmen said the ritualistic cleansing would include a bloodletting, vivisection and the ever popular live beating heart removal from Moe, Larry, Curly and two friends pictured below.