Mated Jokes

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    A man and his wife go to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that has the bulls. They come to the first bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
    They then proceed to the next bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 68 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This bull mated 68 times last year. That works out to over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one, too."
    Finally, they proceed to the last bull and his sign states: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! This one mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY. Boy, you could really learn from this one."
    The man turns to his wife and calmly says, "Why don't you go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

    A man takes his wife to the cattle stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
    They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says,"He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 65 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says,"This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
    The wife's mouth drops open and says,"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
    The man turns to his wife and says,"Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow."

    They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
    That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times
    last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times
    last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with
    the same cow."

    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

    A man takes his wife to the Cheshire Farm Show.
    They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls.
    The sign on the first bull's stall states:
    "This bull mated 50 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says,
    "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:
    "This bull mated 65 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says,
    "This one mated 65 times last year.
    That is over 5 times a month.
    You could learn from this one!"
    They proceeded to the last bull and his
    sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
    The wife's mouth drops open and says,
    "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
    That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
    The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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