A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.
So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.
On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each.
On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each.
The brainless man asks why the price differece.
The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.
A man went to a psychiatrist to seek some help for depression. As he entered the reception room he noticed two doors marked "Men" and "Women". He went through the door marked "Men.
He then encountered two other doors marked "Extrovert" and "Introvert". He decided that he was an introvert and opened that door. He found himself in a room with two more doors marked "Those Making $40,000 and Over" and "Those Making Less than $40,000."
He knew that he made less than $40,000, so he opened that door. He found himself outside the building.
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each.The brainless man asks why the price differece.The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.
The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places.
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees "Welcome to www.Heaven.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue." He doesn't have either, but underneath the fields is a small line reading: "Forgot your ID or Password? Click Here." So he does.Up pops a screen which reads, "Please enter at least two of the following, and your pasword and ID will be e-mailed to you." The fields include "Name," "Date of birth," "Date of death," and "Favorite Food."The man enters his name and date of birth, and clicks "Submit."Up pops another screen which reads, "We are sorry, we did not find a match in our database. Would you like to register?" So the man clicks the button marked "Yes."A long and detailed form appears on the screen, and the man spends some time filling it out. Then he more...