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    50 Myths About China

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    Only the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) can assure economic prosperity. Only the CCP can maintain societal stability. No one wants freedom. All Chinese demand national reunification meaning that the mainland must take over Taiwan. The one child policy works. China is capitalist. The Tiananmen Massacre was necessary in order to prevent chaos. Only the CCP produces people capable of leading the country. Deng Xiaoping intended to implement democracy. 1 country 2 systems works. Mao unified China. Falun Gong wants to destroy China. The CCP opposes corruption. CCP is like the sun. The CCP cares about Chinese. The People's Liberation Army (PLA) has the ability to invade and take over Taiwan. The PLA won the 1979 war with Vietnam. 1 million dead PLA' volunteers' in Korea constituted a victory. The PLA knows how to maintain the modern Russian aircraft and ships that it purchased Zhu Rongji wants to clean up corruption. Mainland corruption is not creeping into Hong Kong. Falun Gong is a more...

    Forwarded to me through a long chain of email addresses.
    This came from a bookmark distributed by De Anza College.
    How To Stay Stressed
    Although the De Anza Health Office long been an advocate of stress
    management, stress, tension, and burnout are still common complaints of
    students, faculty, and staff alike. On account of this, we have come to
    the following conclusion: YOU ALL WANT TO STAY STRESSED! The following
    provides you with a few reasons why.
    STRESS HELPS YOU SEEM IMPORTANT. Anyone as stressed as you must be
    working very hard and, therefore,
    is probably doing something very
    IT HELPS YOU TO MAINTAIN PERSONAL Anyone as busy as you are certainly
    DISTANCE AND AVOID INTIMACY. can't be expected to form emotional
    attachments to anyone. And let's
    face it, you're not much fun to be
    around anyway.
    IT HELPS YOU AVOID RESPONSIBILITIES. Obviously you're too stressed to be
    given any more work. This gets more...

    Immigrants from around the country are taking to the streets this week demanding that they be allowed to stay in the US in order to maintain their jobs. And what better way to maintain those jobs than by parading in the streets in the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday.

    Oral Sex Oral Argument Will the justices know it when they see it?

    'But Ginsburg suggested Lewinsky may say she and Clinton engaged in an act other than intercourse.' What's the president's definition of sex?' he asked in an interview minutes after Clinton's statement.'

    --USA Today, Jan. 27, 1998

    Justice O'Connor: I am trying to get my mind around this theory, Counselor.

    Mr. Bennett: Yes, Your Honor.

    Justice O'Connor: You say it was not sex? Though the affidavit and counsel all attest that she. .. did as the affidavit attests?

    Mr. Bennett: Your honor, we are proposing that not everything that looks like sex is sex and that some things that do not look like sex are in fact sex. To me, ministering to a person's toes in a particular way does not look like sex, but I am reliably told it is sex. On the other hand, say you visit your doctor and your doctor fingers your anatomy, to find lumps or sores or whatever. That's not more...

    Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. Therefore, if I ever happen to become an Evil Overlord...

    1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

    2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

    3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

    4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

    5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of more...

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