Maharashtrians Jokes

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    For long, India's colonial rulers divided the country's population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here's distinguishing India's different cultures by the numbers:

    MALAYALEES

    One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
    Two Malayalees is a boat race.
    Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Malayalees is an oilslick.

    TAMILIANS
    One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
    Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
    Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
    Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.

    ANDHRAITES
    One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
    Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
    Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.

    BENGALIS
    One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
    Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
    Three Bengalis is a Mohun more...

    For long, India's colonial rulers divided the country's population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here's distinguishing India's different cultures by the numbers: MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
    Two Malayalees is a boat race.
    Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Malayalees is an oilslick. TAMILIANS
    One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
    Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
    Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
    Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club. ANDHRAITES
    One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
    Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
    Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry. BENGALIS
    One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
    Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
    Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
    Four Bengalis is a Marxist more...

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