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    One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.
    "How's your summer been?" asks bee number one.
    "Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. There aren't enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen."
    The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the corner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit."
    Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into each other again.
    "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the first bee.
    "Great!" replies the second.
    The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend's head, and inquires, "What's that on your head?"
    "A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a Wasp."

    One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.
    "How's your summer been?" asks bee number one.
    "Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. There aren't
    enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen."
    The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the corner and
    hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and
    fruit."
    Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into
    each other again.
    "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the first bee.
    "Great!" replies the second.
    The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend's head, and
    inquires, "What's that on your head?"
    "A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a Wasp."

    One day, two bees are buzzing around what's left of a rose bush.
    "How's your summer been?" asks bee number one.
    "Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. There aren't enough flowers, therefore not enough pollen."
    The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down to the corner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit."
    Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into each other again.
    "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the first bee.
    "Great!" replies the second.
    The first bee, however, notices a small circle on his friend's head, and inquires, "What's that on your head?"
    "A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a Wasp."

    Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bush. "How was your summer?" asks bee number one. "Not too good," sez bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. Not enough flowers, not enough pollen." The first bee has an idea. "Hey, why don't you go down the corner and hang a left? There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit." Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off. An hour later, the bees bump into each other again. "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the info-bee. "Great!" sez buddy-bee. The first bee peers at his pal and wonders, "What's that on your head?" "A yarmulke," is the answer. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

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