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    Sales Incentive Program

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    A small company was on the brink of bankruptcy, so the owner came up with a sales incentive program to help motivate his salesmen.
    Calling his two-man sales force into his office, he announced, "Things aren't looking good and unless we increase our sales, we won't be in operation much longer. In light of this, I have come up with a a contest for you. The guy with the highest sales will receive a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    "The loser," replied the owner, glaring at both men, "gets to give it!"

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    A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.
    "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

    A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

    Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.

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