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    Sales Incentive Program

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    A small company was on the brink of bankruptcy, so the owner came up with a sales incentive program to help motivate his salesmen.
    Calling his two-man sales force into his office, he announced, "Things aren't looking good and unless we increase our sales, we won't be in operation much longer. In light of this, I have come up with a a contest for you. The guy with the highest sales will receive a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    "The loser," replied the owner, glaring at both men, "gets to give it!"

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    A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.
    "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

    A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

    Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man. I didn't leave him. He left me! You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies. I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids? I never left you to go out with anybody except your father. There are lots of things that you did and I don't. What are you hinting at? Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight. You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out? My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone! So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place? He's not a loser. A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite. I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not? Poor children with such a mother. Such as what? With no stability. No more...

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