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    Sales Incentive Program

    Hot 3 years ago

    A small company was on the brink of bankruptcy, so the owner came up with a sales incentive program to help motivate his salesmen.
    Calling his two-man sales force into his office, he announced, "Things aren't looking good and unless we increase our sales, we won't be in operation much longer. In light of this, I have come up with a a contest for you. The guy with the highest sales will receive a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    "The loser," replied the owner, glaring at both men, "gets to give it!"

    Cricketer's Name Acronyms

    Hot 10 months ago

    Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled
    Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
    Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
    Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss
    Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
    More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
    Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result, Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely
    Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
    Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen... Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
    Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
    Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours, Keeps A Record
    Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
    Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers
    Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
    Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really more...

    A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.
    "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

    A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
    "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
    The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

    Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.

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