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    From the Sunday, April 14, 1994 edition of the Washington Post - a contest was held in which readers were asked to come up with excuses to miss a day of work: If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early. My stigmata's acting up. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? I have a rare case of 48-hour more...

    Your mamas so skinny she could hoolahoop a froot loop.

    A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.

    by Robert Chen
    You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
    31. Switch the label on skim milk with the one on whole milk.
    32. Yell to someone walking by, "I'll take two hot dogs, and my son will have some peanuts."
    33. After getting all your food, sit down. Start arranging your food alphabetically, from left to right. Ask the person next to you whether you should put orange juice under "o" or "j."
    34. Bring in a television and VCR. Set it up to play "Faces of Death." Eat avidly as you describe each screen to everyone. Embellish. Don't be afraid to speak while your mouth is full.
    35. Get a large container and fill it with milk. Pour its contents into the cereal dispenser. Dispense cereal. Complain about how you always get too much milk.
    36. Go up to someone you don't know and say, "Can I toast your buns?"
    37. Talk to your food. Tell it to quit more...

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