Longhorn Jokes / Recent Jokes

: three men get on a ship-bob, joe, and steve.
bob has water with him.
joe has bread.
steve, the die hard longhorn fan, brings a car door complete with 56 longhorn bumper stickers. (apparently he didnt catch the bumper stciker part)
" why do you have water, bob?"joe asks.
" in case i get thirsty... why do you have bread?"bob answers.
" incase i get hungry,"joe says.
" steve, why do you have a car door?" they both ask.
" in case i get hot, i can roll the window down and cheer for my team!!"

An Aggie, a Red Raider and a Longhorn were going to a college survival camp. The leader told them that they had to hunt for their own food. So the Longhorn goes out and comes back with a big buck. The Raider and the Aggie ask him how he got it, the Longhorn said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Raider goes out and brings back a doe. The Aggie asked how he got it, the Raider said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Aggie goes out and comes back with all these cuts and bruises and limping. The Longhorn and the Raider ask him what happened. The Aggie replies "found tracks follow tracks BOOM got hit by train!

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
''How did you get that?" they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."