Lizard Jokes / Recent Jokes

Their was this monkey in a tree smoking pot this lizard came by and said monkey what are you doing the monkey replied hey man im smoking a doobie so the lizard ask for a hit and he did after he was really thirsty so he went to the river to get a drink and fell head first in the river a crocadile saw him and swam over to the lizard the lizard told him about the monkey in the tree so the croc goes over to the monkey and says hey monkey what are you doing up their and the monkey replies DAMN how much water did you drink?

patient: doctor, doctor lizard entered in my ear.
doctor: when?
patient: morning eight o clock doctor.
doctor: now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment?
patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.