theres was a black man a white man and a mexican in the desert they all came upon a genie and he said you get one wish so they all wished for something to drink so a slide come out and the genie said slide down the slide and say what u want to drink and u will land in it. the black man went first and said lemonade so he landed in lemonade the white man went down and said beer so he landed in beer the mexican went down and said weeeeeee!
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going away. As they knocked upon a neighbor's door, the little girl bowed low saying, "This is my husband and I'm his wife. We're visiting you you know."Come in, come in," the lady at the door said, "and take yourself a seat. I'll bring you both some lemonade and something good to eat."She gave them each a tall glass and a cookie on a plate. Later, she offered them a second cup of frosty lemonade."Oh no, thank you", the wee lass said, as she took the small boy's hand, "We really have to go now. My husband wet his pants"'
My fiancee and I made this up today:
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the
street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about
3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and
then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:
"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give
you two dollars. Everybody wins."