Lederer Jokes

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    Determination
    Talking the boss out of firing you. (Ken Pinkham)
    Anthrax
    The thorax of a certain colonial insect (Gary Hallock)
    Contract
    Follow the prisoner (Phil Hudson)
    Advice
    Pick up a new bad habit (Jay Christie)
    Tangent
    man who has been in the sun. (Lexicon)
    Catacomb
    An implement for grooming felines. (Richard Lederer and James Ertner)
    Disbelief
    How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is. (Jay Christie)
    Political
    Scratching your parrot under his wing to make him laugh uncontrolably. (Stan Kegel)
    Jaywalking
    Exercise that brings on that run–down feeling (Robert Meyers)
    Taxi driver
    someone who earns a living by driving customers away. (Lexicon)
    Catatonic
    Your feline's favorite drink (Richard Lederer and James Ertner)
    Console
    Fileted fish served in prison. (Keith Martin)
    Forfeit
    What most animals stand on (Jay Christie)
    Digress
    Tinted artificial turf. (J. A. more...

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