Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Killing time murders opportunities.
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy? He throws his kisses.
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.
Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant.
It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"