Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Killing time murders opportunities.
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
"I'm ashamed of the way we live," wife said to her lazy husband, our Santa, who refused to find a job.
"My father pays our rent, my mother buys all of our food, my sister buys our clothes, my aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."
Santa rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a thing!"
How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy? He throws his kisses.