Latter Jokes

Three bums came to a house to see if they can stay for a day. The owner says "Yes." A while latter the owner says "I'm going out. So don't stick your dick in one the three holes." Then all the bums said "OK." Ten minutes latter the first bum got courious. so he sticked his dick in the first hole. He said "OOOOOOOOOOOO." Then the second bum sticked his dick in the second hole. He said "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Then the third bum saw how much fun the other bums were having and sticked his dick in the third hole. He said "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH." When the owner came home the bums asked what were the three holes. the owner said "One hole is my wife, another is my daughter, and the third is a pencil sharpener

Once an Indian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Indian minister arrived at the latter's residence, he was astonished to see that the latter was living in a very grand and luxurious bungalow and they had dinner in silver spoons and plates and all his bungalow were filled of precious antiques and other articles. He can not hold himself back and asked the French minister the reason for him living in such a grand style. On asking the French minister took him to a window.
French Minister: Do you see the river over there?
Indian Minister: Yes.
French Minister: Do you see the bridge over it?
Indian Minister: Yes.
French Minister: 10%.
After 5 years the same French minister got a chance to visit India and now it was the turn of our same Indian minister to invite him for a dinner. When the French minister arrived at the Indian minister's residence, he was stunned to see that the latter was living in a more...