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    Those Silly Dentist

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    A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.
    "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
    She said, "No, I don't have any idea."
    "Well," he spoofed,
    "Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods' crate and start the process all over again."
    She didn't laugh one bit.
    Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
    The old woman blushed and exclaimed,
    "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"

    A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..."Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"

    A dentist was preparing to clean an elderly woman's teeth. Noticing that she appeared to be a little nervous, he began to tell her a story while he was putting on his rubber gloves.
    "Do you know how these rubber gloves are made?" he asked.
    "No I don't," she replied.
    "Down in Mexico there is a big building set up with a large tank of latex," he spoofed. "The workers there are all picked according to hand size. Each worker goes up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands. Then they peel off the gloves and deposit them in the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and begin the process all over again."
    The woman didn't laugh at all! Five minutes into the cleaning procedure, the dentist had to stop because she burst out laughing.
    "Oh my," the blushing woman exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"

    A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.
    "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
    Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop!'
    "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop!' every so often?"
    "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
    "Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
    "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

    A fellow is going on tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
    At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise.
    "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide.
    "The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
    Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise: Hiss, Hiss, Hiss, Hiss-Pop!
    "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the hiss, hiss is, but what's that pop every so often?"
    "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
    "Well, that can't be good for the condom!" the man states.
    "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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