Lassi Jokes

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    Washing machine di sale

    Hot 3 years ago

    Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
    machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.
    Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.

    The Fly

    Hot 1 week ago

    Customer: Oyye Sardar Teri Lassi Me Makhi Hai...!!

    Sardar: Oye Chup Bae...!!

    Dil Badda Rakh, Ye Nanhi Si Jaan Teri Kitni Lassi Piyegi...!!

    Santa Singh: 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
    Banta Singh: 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

    Once santa and banta went to a shop to drink lassi. There they saw that the glass was kept upside down. Santa said "arey yaar banta, look at these glasses they sealed from the top so you can't put lassi in it" banta replied "arey but look at the bottom of the glass, even if you try to put the lassi after breaking the top they will leak out the bottom".

    SANTA Singh and Banta Singh went to the market to buy new glasses for drinking lassi. They entered a crockery shop and saw the glasses. Usually glasses are kept upside down in crockery shops. Looking at the glasses, a conversation took place between them:
    Santa Singh:' Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it?'
    Banta Singh:' Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

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