Knott Jokes

Mr.Watt rang the phone at the residence of Mr.Knott.
"Who's calling?" asked Knott.
"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
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"Why not?"
"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
"But I told you my name!"
"Didn't you say you will not?"
"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
"That's what I mean."
"So you know my name."
"Of course not!"
"Good. So now, what is more...

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:
New company will be called - Poupon Pants.
(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)
Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:
New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:
New company will be called - Poupon Pants.
(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)

Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:
New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: New company will be called - Poupon Pants. (my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)
Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women: New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!