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    Flying A Kite

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    A father and his son were out in the yard trying to fly a kite. Each time they tried, the kite would go up in the air for several feet, then immediately flutter to the ground.
    This went on for some time until his wife, who was watching from the kitchen window, opened the window and called out, "Honey, you need more tail."
    "Yes, I know, but when I told you that last night, you told me to go fly a kite!" the husband replied.

    A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his
    son.
    Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.
    After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out the
    front door and yells, "You need more tail."
    The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand
    women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she said
    to go fly a kite!"

    A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells. "You need more tail."
    The father yells back "F@ck You, I told you yesterday I needed more tail and you told me to go fly a kite".

    One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells,' 'You need more tail!'' The father then tells the son,' 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having' 'fun'', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.''

    A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son.
    Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down. After this goes
    on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need
    more tail."
    The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand women. I
    just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she said to go fly a kite."

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