Kidnapping Jokes

Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van.
But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping.

Hey, have any of you heard of the kidnapping in the woods?
Yeah, well, it all turns out OK, though, since he woke up...

How many Sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.