Juicy Jokes / Recent Jokes

there was a cucmber and pickle talking the paickle said to the cucmber when i get big and juicy they season me and put me in a jar the pickle said when i get big and juicy the sliceme up and put me in a sandwich a penis waswalking past and said thatb nothing when i get big and juicy they put aplastic bag over my head stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do press ups untill ifell sick p.s if u want more just txt on 07837060066

There was a Cucumber a pickle and a penice.
The cucumber said i have it bad when i get big fat am juicy i get cut up and put in a salade.
The pickle says no no no i have it bad when i get big fat and juicy i get put in a jar with diffrent spices.
The penice is like yeah when i get big fat an juicy i get a tarp put on my head and stuck in a DARK room and i have to do push ups until i get sick through up and i pass out.
lol

The cucumber said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they cut him up and toss him into salads.
The pickle said that when he gets big fat and juicy that he gets sliced up and put into jars and they sell him.
The dick said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they put a rubber on his head and put him into a dark room and bangs his head into walls until he throws up and passes out!!

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.
The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."
The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well every time I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."
The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."

There is a cabbage a cucumber and a penis on a shelf. One day the cucumber is crying so the other two ask what is wrong. He says when I get big fat and juicy I get chopped in half and I get eaten and the other two say there really sorry for him.
The next day the cabbage is really upset so the other two go over and ask what is wrong. He says when I grow big fat and juicy I get chopped into lots of little pieces and get eaten. And the other two are really upset for him.
The next day the penis is crying his eyes out so the cabbage and cucumber go over and ask what is wrong and he says when I get big fat and juicy I get a rubber tent shoved over my head get rammed into a dark hole and get bounced off the walls until im sick.

there was a cucmber and pickle talking the paickle said to the cucmber when i get big and juicy they season me and put me in a jar the pickle said when i get big and juicy the sliceme up and put me in a sandwich a penis waswalking past and said thatb nothing when i get big and juicy they put aplastic bag over my head stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do press ups untill ifell sick

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."