Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding herpet cat in her arms."Hey, lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat.""No," she cries, "It's too far.""I play football, I can catch him."The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves toLarry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street.Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him.The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catchit. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handedcatch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks intocheers.Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles hisknees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
a brunette was jogging down the street saying "66,66,66" etc. a blonde comes up behind her asking her "why are you saying 66."
The bruette says "It helps me jog better."
So, the blonde goes across the street and starts saying "66,66" etc. The brunette yells "Its alot easier if you do it in the street."
So, the blonde goes in the middle of the street saying "66" all of a sudden a truck comes up and hits her.
The brunette keeps jogging down the road saying "67,67,67"
Bill Clinton was out for his morning jog when he saw a hooker. As he was passing her, he said, "20 bucks".
"Not a chance," she replied.
The next morning Bill and Hillary were both out jogging together when they saw the same hooker.
As they were jogging by, she yelled out, "See what 20 bucks gets you?"
Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning when he came across a prostitute at an intersection. He asked her what she would charge for an evening.
She replyed that she charges $150 dollars. Bill then asked if she would spend the evening for $10.
She said no and Bill jogged away.
The next day Bill was out jogging with Hillary. The prostitute was back at the same intersection.
As Bill and Hillary passed the intersection the prostitute called out "Well thats what you get for $10".
Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning, when he came to an apartment complex.
Sitting outside on the steps was a cute little girl with a big box.
As Bill jogged closer, he could see that the box was full of adorable puppies.
He went to the little girl and said "Awww...those are the cutest puppies"
The little girl said "These aren't puppies. I call them Democrats."
Bill thought this was really sweet and said "Well, that's so sweet!"
A few days later, Hillary was jogging with Bill when they came to the same building with the little girl outside.
The girl was still there with the box. Bill nudged Hillary and said "Watch this."
He asked the little girl, "What have you got there? Puppies?"
The little girl shook her head and said "No, not puppies, I call them Republicans."
Bill was shocked. He said "But I thought you said they were Democrats???"
The little girl said more...
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