Joel Jokes

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    KIDS IN CHURCH

    Hot 1 month ago

    3-year-old Reese:
    "Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
    Harold is His name.
    Amen."
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    A little boy was overheard praying:
    "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
    I'm having a real good time like I am."
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    After the christening of his baby brother in church,
    Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
    His father asked him three times what was wrong.
    Finally, the boy replied,
    "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
    and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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    I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin,
    the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
    She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
    Finally, she decided to go solo.
    I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each more...

    Be Quiet or Else

    Hot 2 years ago

    Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
    Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
    "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
    Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

    An ultra orthodox Jewish couple gets invited to a wedding, but are very puzzled by the invitation.
    "Joel, what does RSVP mean?"
    "Frida, i'm not quite sure. i think it has to do with something about bringing beer."
    "no, that's byob."
    "oh, right. than i think it's something about myob."
    "that's mind your own business, honey!"
    "oh, right, it's something about using too much viagra!"
    Frida didn't answer back, because that just didn't require an answer.
    Frida thought long and hard over the next few weeks, and finally came up with the most ethical answer she could think of.
    "Joel! i finally found out what RSVP means! Remember! Supply Vedding Present."

    Joel: "How's the progress on new house that you are building Pete?"
    Peter: "Things are really slow at the moment."
    Joel: "Yeah, I guess all this rain would be putting a dampener on things..."

    Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
    Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
    "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
    Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

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