Jimmy Carter Jokes
Jimmy Carter said Iraq is one of the "greatest blunders that American presidents have ever made." Take that Democrats, Carter admitted that Bush is the greatest.
Jimmy Carter and his wife just had their bicycles stolen while vacationing in Florida. It is speculated the thieves were members of the Olympic triathalon squad in 1980.
Coincidentally, President Bush also had his bicycle stolen recently. Police were perplexed because thieves don't usually target bikes with training wheels.
In an open letter Jimmy Carter apologized for any words or deeds that may have upset the Jewish community. Unfortunately, he ended the letter by saying, "I wish all my Jewish friends a very Merry Christmas."