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    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
    It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room
    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late
    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it
    A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 60 year old man says they can only do it in the movies
    If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes
    A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep
    Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old
    Super glue is forever
    McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know
    No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water
    Pool filters do not like Jello
    VCR's do not more...

    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old Super glue is forever McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water Pool filters do not like Jello VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials more...

    There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
    A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong
    enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a
    superman cape
    It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a
    20 by 20 foot room
    Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a
    few times before you get a hit.
    A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
    The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
    by a ceiling fan.
    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already
    too late.
    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
    A more...

    There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
    A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong
    enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a
    superman cape
    It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a
    20 by 20 foot room
    Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a
    few times before you get a hit.
    A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
    The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
    by a ceiling fan.
    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already
    too late.
    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
    A more...

    There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4 If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. Baseballs make marks on ceilings. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh" it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 more...

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