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    Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."

    "But we're privates," protests Jasper.

    "We're sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."

    "But we're privates," says Jasper.

    "You blind?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We're sergeants now."

    So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what' gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay more...

    Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been
    promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after,
    they're out for a walk and Leroys says, "Hey, Jasper,
    there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
    "But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We's
    sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.
    "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me
    a drink." "But we's privates," says Jasper.
    "You blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at
    his stripes. "We's sergeants now." So they
    have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up
    to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and
    I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhoea."
    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper,
    go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means.
    If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper
    goes to look it up, comes back, and more...

    Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
    Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
    "But we's privates," protests Jasper.
    "We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside.
    "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
    "But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."
    So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay more...

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