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    Definitions of A Diplomat:
    Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows. Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats. Can always make himself misunderstood. Can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans. Can convince his wife not to hide her nice body under a floor-length sable. Can convince his wife to show off her new coat in a bus rather than in a taxi. Can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue. Can keep his shirt on while getting something off his chest. Can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests. Can make his wife believe she will look fat in a mink coat. Can make nothing sound like something. Can put his best foot forward when he doesn't have a leg to stand on. Can put his foot down without stepping on someone's toes. Can say the nastiest things in the nicest way. Can tell a man he's open-minded when he means he has a hole in his head. Can tell you to go to hell so tactfully that you look more...

    The September issue of "Playboy" magazine will feature a six-page spread of Paris Hilton look-a-like Natalie Reid.
    Following "Playboy's" lead, the September issue of "Architectural Digest" will feature a spread of house look-a-like Ruben Studdard.

    Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.

    Definitions of A Diplomat:
    Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
    Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.
    Can always make himself misunderstood.
    Can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans.
    Can convince his wife not to hide her nice body under a floor-length sable.
    Can convince his wife to show off her new coat in a bus rather than in a taxi.
    Can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.
    Can keep his shirt on while getting something off his chest.
    Can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests.
    Can make his wife believe she will look fat in a mink coat.
    Can make nothing sound like something.
    Can put his best foot forward when he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
    Can put his foot down without stepping on someone's toes.
    Can say the nastiest things in the nicest way.
    Can tell a man he's open-minded when he means he has a hole in his more...

    Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans.Can convince his wife not to hide her nice body under a floor-length sable.Can convince his wife to show off her new coat in a bus rather than in a taxi.Can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.Can keep his shirt on while getting something off his chest.Can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests.Can make his wife believe she will look fat in a mink coat.Can make nothing sound like something.Can put his best foot forward when he doesn't have a leg to stand on.Can put his foot down without stepping on someone's toes.Can say the nastiest things in the nicest way.Can tell a man he's open-minded when he means he has a hole in his head.Can tell you to go to hell so tactfully that you look forward to the more...

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