Inzamam Jokes

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    Conversing In English

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    Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question. But this time.....

    Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!

    Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.

    Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.

    Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.

    But this time..... Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!

    Inzamam: Bismillah-e- Rehman-e- Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in.

    Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

    Tony fainted!

    After the shameful defeat of pakistani cricket team with india in lahore, the team members were not able to show their faces
    To the people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms. Inzamam could not resist for too
    Long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a sardar and goes
    Out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "hi imzamam! " surprised for having been caught he comes back
    And makes himself up as a muslim woman - in burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again - the same woman greets him "hi
    Inzamam!". Inzamam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a hippie wig and shorts etc. All in
    Vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "hi inzamam!". Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "how did
    You recognize me?" the lady replied - "i am shoaib more...

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