I had been going out with my girlfriend for 4 years when i thought it was about time i 'popped the question'.
After a sweet and romantic meal, i got down on 1 knee and said:
" Honey, will you make me the happiest guy in the world "
" YES" came the response, with a big smile on her face and a tear in her eye.
" Good . . . so when can i shag your sister?" I replied
What do you call an inbred?
Maryjo cussin (married yo cousin for thise of stupid people)
My wife shocked us all earlier by revealing she wants us to become a 'normal' family again after a difficult year.
My son nearly chocked on my dick, while the dog went soft on my daughter.
When asked to choose between me and my ex wife, my 7 year old daughter was torn.
As a thank you gift for choosing me.