I had been going out with my girlfriend for 4 years when i thought it was about time i 'popped the question'.
After a sweet and romantic meal, i got down on 1 knee and said:
" Honey, will you make me the happiest guy in the world "
" YES" came the response, with a big smile on her face and a tear in her eye.
" Good . . . so when can i shag your sister?" I replied
My wife shocked us all earlier by revealing she wants us to become a 'normal' family again after a difficult year.
My son nearly chocked on my dick, while the dog went soft on my daughter.
What do you call an inbred?
Maryjo cussin (married yo cousin for thise of stupid people)
When asked to choose between me and my ex wife, my 7 year old daughter was torn.
As a thank you gift for choosing me.